What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A boy with red hair is happy.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

women's rights

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What is a dog? Bark

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Anti Joke

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