Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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