- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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