Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A black man walks out of a police station

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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