What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

#Getweird

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Dwight Howard

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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