- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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