- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

European on my shoes, buddy.

antonis sister is mighty fine

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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