- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call an blank test? an F

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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