I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

girls basketball

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

The FCC

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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