- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What is older than history?

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Pandas Everywhere!!!

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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