What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

No it doesnt..

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

all these jokes are horrible now

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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