- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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