what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

I am quite mature.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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