- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Men's rights

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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