In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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