yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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