- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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