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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Your're racist.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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