- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Happy Monday!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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