What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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