- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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