Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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How about that airline food?

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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