- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A seal walks into a club.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your're racist.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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