women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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penis

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Anti Joke

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