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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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