A dog is always in the pushup position.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A miserable man committed suicide.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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