- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

how do you win a game try your best

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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