What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Who invented apple? God

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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