- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Eric is gay Ha

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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