- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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