why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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