It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

hey guys im gay

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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