Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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