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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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