Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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