- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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