- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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