- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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