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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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