- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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