- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Your gay

breasts

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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