- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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