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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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