- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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