What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

thumb_up thumb_down -1

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So a horse walks into a barn.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

mexicans fishing

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops