- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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