Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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it was all Tagart

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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