A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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