- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what's funny about war? nothing!

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.