So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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