Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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