- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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