- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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