- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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