- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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