- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Hey how is your wife and my kids

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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