- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

This is a joke.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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