- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Can I ask you a question? You just did

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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