- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

How High is a Chinese man

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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