- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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