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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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