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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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