I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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