A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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