- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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