There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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