how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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