- Anti Joke

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

the economy.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die